mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via miyoko-san)

pizzajean:

she’s beauty she’s graceshe’s miss united states

pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states

(via miyoko-san)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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(via miyoko-san)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

thatsmoderatelyraven:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds

(via miyoko-san)

strippedtease:

my old status’ 

strippedtease:

my old status’ 

(via miyoko-san)

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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(via miyoko-san)

snorlaxatives:

how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care

(via miyoko-san)

stunningbieber:

I never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life.

(via miyoko-san)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

(via pizza)

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

(via pizza)

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via pizza)

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

(via 60shades-of-grape)

coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

(via pizza)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via pizza)

Hi, I'm Jocelyn, welcome to my blog! I'm mainly superwholock, but honestly I'm just in a bit of everything. Puns are my life and we should all have a dance party.

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